The Big 3 Podcast

The guys wonder if it’s just a coincidence that death has been following Perry around as he claims that he left what turned out to be a murder scene five minutes before the murder happened, hmmmmm! Instead of bringing in the New Year with Ryan Seacrest, celebrate the end of 2012 and the beginning of 2013 with the Big 3 by starting this show on Monday night at exactly 10:57:23 pm and you’ll have a lot more fun this way.

Direct download: Episode_1069_-_12_28_12.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:44am EDT

Over ten months after after doctors pulled the plug on this former Navy cook, activist and father to The Big 3′s Scaremaster finally lost his fight for life and past away on 12/12/12, this podcast pays tribute to this American hero. Mole’s emotions could not be hidden as the guys try to be professional and carry on with the show, Perry’s Movie Time is his worst ever as he reviews the film that just came out on Blue Ray/DVD.

Direct download: Episode_1068_-_12_21_12.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:28am EDT

Perry perfects unprofessionalism again this week, by showing up to the secret location in West Hollywood LATE! Forcing everyone to abide by Perry’s schedule. An all important, (and apparently more important) “Car Show” is to blame for Perry’s tardiness. Ironically, while Perry pisses on punctuality, John Quincy Adams calls in and convinces MOLE to leave the podcast EARLY.

Direct download: Episode_1067_-_12_14_12.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:28am EDT

Perry is ALL smiles after his recent dentists visit where he had his teeth whitened but got the guys to wondering how he has money for that but complains about never having any money. Don and Mole try to find out which member of Perry’s family gives the BEST blow-job and Perry only quits the show three times on today’s show … REALLY UN-PROFESSIONAL.

Direct download: EP_1066.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:02am EDT

Perry shows that he is prepared for a headache as the guys find out that the Scaremaster carries a 500 aspirin bottle in his fanny pack and he announces this big secret on the day of his mother’s day of birth. Mole lets it slip that The Big 3 may be appearing at this years Sundance Film Festival, doing a midnight podcast and Perry talks about how he’d create peace in the middle east.

Direct download: Episode_1065_-_11_30_12.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:49pm EDT

The guys celebrate Perry’s 49th birthday and the Scaremaster uses the day trying to recruit Don & Mole telling them he can save the both of them by joining his Jehovah Witness’ club. Perry sneaks into the Design Center to see a S.A.G. movie preview of the latest Bond film and later gives his review of the picture.

Direct download: Episode_1064_-_11_23_12.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:56am EDT

The Big 3 return to the studio after Don & Mole’s New York experience that is talked about in great detail only to find that Perry bought a NEW $300 leather jacket AND gave $2500 to the Red Cross, but that could be a lie. Mr. Adams accuses Perry of stealing Mr. Giant Dog and a some what embarrassed Don talks of his heroism in the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy.

Direct download: Episode_1063_-_11_16_12.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:16am EDT

This podcast was originally set to go online last Friday, November 2nd, until the Big 3 met Hurricane Sandy … This podcast will talk about pre-election politics as well as the search for Mr. Giant Dog that might have wandered off and landed in New York.

Direct download: Episode_1062_-_11_09_12.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:40am EDT

Don and Mole take John Quincy Adams’ invitation to go on a trip to New York where Mole can try and find his beloved Great Dane, Mr. Giant Dog, but the timing couldn’t have been worse because they arrived the same time Hurricane Sandy did. This is NOT a complete podcast but more of a message to the fans on what happened and when the next podcast will be.

Direct download: Episode_1061_-_11_02_12.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:06am EDT

Perry didn’t wear a Halloween costume which ruined any celebration for the big holiday, but later in the podcast had no problem keeping the entire winnings of a lucky lottery ticket sent in during the $10 Shout-Out. The guys recap their appearance during “The Ding-Dong Roc-Tober Fest” marking only their second time they’ve performed LIVE on stage since the mid 90′s and what a time they had.

Direct download: Episode_1060_-_10_26_12.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:08am EDT

After Perry pulled his hysterical joke of claiming to have checked into the psyche-ward of the Kaiser Permanente for twelve days, at first Don & Mole were very confused why he would do something like this when there was important business to do. But when the Scaremaster let it become known that all he was doing was playing a practical joke on the guys, Don had to sit back and laugh using this podcast to apologizing to Perry for not understanding his sense of humor

Direct download: Episode_1059_-_10_19_12.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:13am EDT

Trying to bring the Big 3 Project to another level, the last few weeks were huge for our future.  Having a group of people working with us to create an iTunes project & becoming part of a new online web-series that will show our 20+ year history through audio & video. Then Perry had a break down and he checked himself into a hospital right in the middle of convincing these investors to get on board with us, but something didn’t quite mesh.

Direct download: Episode_1058_-_10_12_12.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:33am EDT

Perry gets out of the hospital and comes to have dinner with Don, that leads to dropping by the studio at a secret location somewhere in West Hollywood, CA. to chat about his stay at Kaiser Permanente. Mole joins in on the conversation by phone and the discussion centers around if there is a future for The Big 3.

Direct download: Episode_1057_-_10_05_12.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:58pm EDT

The Big 3 had plans of taping their 1st Podcast as a group in the studio for the first time in a few weeks but those plans were changed after Perry checked into a hospital from the stress given to him from an outside the project source. This podcasts sound quality is not up to the normal standards set by Simply Don – The Podcast Network & this show was made to let the fans in on what has been going on, so please understand that as your listening.

Direct download: Episode_1056_-_09_28_12.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:21pm EDT

Perry’s manager, Nick ask Don to speak with Perry to let him know what is going on with the podcast and if The Big 3 will ever do one again, instead of a podcast this is that phone call. Perry explains why he behaved the way that he has and how very sorry that he was, but was it enough to save the podcast?

Direct download: Episode_1055_-_09_21_12.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:16am EDT

There has been no resolution from last weeks argument and it’s beginning to really look like the end for The Big 3 Podcast. So instead of giving the people that really do care about this podcast nothing this week, we took the phone messages that Perry has left on Don’s answer machine so you can see in the order that they were left, what’s on the Scaremaster’s mind.

Direct download: Episode_1054_-_09_14_12.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:17am EDT

This episode represents the 1st year anniversary of The Big 3 Podcast broadcasting from Simply Don – The Podcast Network Studio at a secret location somewhere in West Hollywood, California and it started like any other of the podcasts, that featured another great segment of Perry’s Sexcapades. Then Perry broke a promise that he had made about a promotion that happens towards the end of the podcast and that’s when all hell breaks out.

Direct download: Episode_1053_-_09_07_12.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:42am EDT

The Bosses Upstairs continue to be upset with Perry because of his unprofessional behavior and they feel instead of doing work for the podcast, most of his time is spent trying to sue judges. Everyone feels that Perry has something big going on in his lawsuit with the judges because of his increased anger lever when the subject is brought up.

Direct download: Episode_1052_-_08_31_12.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:06pm EDT

Perry does not follow instructions of the proper way to handle the pick-up of the FREE promotional Thai food from “What The Huck” resulting in Huck pulling his sponsorship of the podcast leaving the show with NO sponsors. What becomes even a bigger problem is Perry’s refusal to stand up and admit that he made a mistake while he continues to blame Don for this screw-up by using the Perry strategy to make people believe him of yelling a lot.

Direct download: Episode_1051_-_08_24_12.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:15am EDT

After quitting for good two weeks ago, Mole returns to the podcast but only after Don promises him that Perry will admit that he was the one that stole Mole’s $874.94 that he should have received from The Big 3 Holiday Show. Perry’s story about where the money went had some holes in it after he claimed that he used the money to pay for an operation that quickly changed when Mole said that he felt sorry for him but didn’t feel that it was his responsibility to pay for the operation.

Direct download: Episode_1050_-_08_17_12.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:02am EDT

Mole is upset with Perry because he believes that the Scaremaster has stole money from him, so he quits the podcast to try his own search and rescue mission to find out what happen to Terrifying Tim. The bosses from upstairs play hardball with Mole and bring people to audition so he can be replaced.

Direct download: Episode_1049_-_08_10_12.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:12pm EDT

The podcast is centered around a $10 Shout-Out where a fan that works as a computer hacker writes in with the proof that Perry stole money that should have been Mole’s but even though he has been caught dead to rights, he continues to deny everything. The bosses upstairs want Perry to do SOMETHING on the show and they may have found a new bit done on this show for the first time, “Perry’s Conquests” where he talks about his relationship with hookers from the Valley.

Direct download: Episode_1048_-_08_03_12.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:44am EDT

Don & Mole accuse Perry of scamming some money bigger than his share from The Big 3 Holiday Show while Perry denies the allegations by screaming (a lot) at them. He gets to the point where The Scaremaster takes his aggression out on the poor defenseless podcast producer Mary Jane.

Direct download: Episode_1047_-_07_27_12.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:25am EDT

After three episodes away, the guys return to Simply Don – The Podcast Studio for a brand new podcast where they relive some magic moments from the Big 3 Holiday Show at the Comedy Store and catch up what has been happening in their own personal lives. If that’s not enough to draw you into listening maybe this will, powdered sugar donuts and Red Bull.

Direct download: Episode_1046_-_07_20_12.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:54am EDT

After working hard preparing for The Big 3 Holiday Podcasts for months, the guys took a step back and put together this Best Of The Big 3 Podcasts, Volume VI for this weeks show, bringing all NEW introductions for these classic clips. Are they taking it easy this week, HELL NO! We just wanted to play some classic clips to those just discovering the show after the Holiday Shows … So enjoy this look back!

Direct download: Episode_1045_-_07_13_12_..._Best_Of_The_Big_3_Volume_VI.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:15am EDT

The second podcast recorded live in front of a packed Main Room at The World Famous Comedy Store was even wilder than the first with special appearances from Detroit rapper and an enemy of Perry’s, Rucka Rucka Ali who joined Burt Ward in this classic podcast. The audience was heavily involved in this show as Rucka introduced his NEW video, “Give Me a Hand” and sang the classic “Yo! Perry” while Perry was unprepared for his rendition of “Back In Black”

Direct download: Episode_1044_-_07_06_12_Compressed_1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:19am EDT

Twenty years in the making, Perry’s 20 years in show business was celebrated at the Comedy Store with a packed room of fans on June 25th by recording two podcast that night. This is the first of the two podcasts with special appearances by Dominic Monaghan, Burt Ward & the deliverance of the tragic news about Terrifying Tim Perpedic, this show marks the first LIVE appearance of The Big 3 since 1994

Direct download: Episode_1043_-_06_29_12.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:24am EDT

The fellas are a couple days away from the biggest show of their lives at West Hollywood’s, Comedy Store on Monday, June 25th and the nerves are showing and Perry seems the most nervous. So if you haven’t bought your tickets to the Big Holiday Show there are only a few tickets left and you DON’T want to miss this show and have to ask yourself, why?

Direct download: Episode_1042_-_06_22_12.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:31pm EDT

Perry came to the podcast in a terrible mood because earlier in the day he was in court in the "Perry vs. His Family" law suit where he lost his big case.  Once again Perry brought his personal life to the podcast and it brought the podcast down because he carried his negative attitude though out the show.

Direct download: Episode_1041_-_06_15_12.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:45pm EDT

Perry gives Don’s phone number to two kids and Don finds out so he brings in a specialist to try and find out why he keeps doing things like this. At one point during the podcast Perry threatens to NOT do the Big 3 Holiday show, but that has been straightened out and he WILL be doing the show.

Direct download: Episode_1040_-_06_08_12.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:27am EDT

Perry starts by dropping a bomb on his true love in life has always been the Broadway Stage and then goes through a list of some of his favorite musicals of all time.  Perry later in the show makes the first announcement of the gem of the prize given to the highest donator of the V.I.P. Sponsorship Ticket will get to have lunch at his apartment. 

Direct download: Episode_1039_-_06_01_12.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:12am EDT

The show starts out when Don & Mole have a suspicion that Perry may have used the taping of last weeks podcast as an alibi to cover up his involvement in a human sacrifice for his religious beliefs. Perry uses his anger to try and prove that he had no involvement in the Big Bear Human Sacrifice Murder.

Direct download: Episode_1038_-_05_25_12.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:47am EDT

Before the show starts, as Perry enters the studio at a secret location somewhere in West Hollywood, CA, Mole accidentally touches his fanny pack and this upsets him. This leads to Perry winding up and elbowing Don right in the middle of his nose which seems to make him disappointed with the Scaremaster.

Direct download: Episode_1037_-_05_18_12.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:46am EDT

Perry seems raring and willing to do his “Perry’s Movie Time” but the bosses upstairs have cancelled the segment because of Perry’s lack of enthusiasm and unprofessionalism towards the project. Speaking of unprofessionalism, for the second week in a row Perry can’t completely fill the time during his “60 Seconds With Perry” segment, thank goodness Mole was there to fill the dead air, this segment could be the next casualty.

Direct download: Episode_1036_-_05_11_12.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:43am EDT

Perry was offered sex by a female fan if he could possibly keep his temper under control for the entire podcast, Don & Mole bet he can't achieve his goal.  The fellows pay tribute to Jimmy Kimmel talking about his appearance at the White House Correspondence Dinner. 

Direct download: Episode_1035_-_05_04_12.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:10am EDT

For calling the sponsor to get his manager a plane ticket to come out to Los Angeles & for trying to get the $10 Shout-Outs sent to his post office box, Perry's punishment is that he gets none of the Shout-Out money.  The 20th Anniversary Party needs help and continues to go to the people for that help.

Direct download: Episode_1034_-_04_27_12.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:51pm EDT

Perry invites a NEW friend of his to come and watch the podcast in person, but his plan really backfires on him.  The guys really start pushing the BIG Holiday Show on June 25th at The Comedy Store.

Direct download: Episode_1033_-_04_20_12.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:01pm EDT

After having the computer at Simply Don - The Podcast Network Studio hacked into we ran into a little delay in getting the podcast ready for broadcast and to put up online so we put this one up mid week to try and catch up.  Blame for the computer hacking was aimed at Perry with this unknown gang of his that gave him the new computer, but if Perry did have something to do with it he was pretty cool under questioning.

Direct download: Episode_1032_-_04_18_12.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:24am EDT

The world mourned the loss of Don’s facebook page after well-known entertainment hacker Sirhan Sirhan Jr. got into his computer and set the world back a week because the podcast couldn’t be downloaded. Mattress store tycoon, Neal Leeds comes on to announce his sponsorship in the Big HOLIDAY Show on June 25th.

Direct download: Episode_1031_-_04_10_12.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:50am EDT

An old friend of the Big 3, Dutch Actor/Director/Businessman, Frankie Machine makes his first appearance on the podcast where he makes a big splash as they talk about, giving more details about the 20th Anniversary Show on June 25th.

Direct download: Episode_1030_-_03_30_12.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:46pm EDT

People have been waiting with great anticipation for this weeks "Perry's Movie Review" as he reviews the cult classic film, Windy City Heat. Drew Barrymore's people tell Perry to cease and desists or threatens law suits against Perry if he continues to claim of having a sexual relationship with Miss Barrymore.

Direct download: Episode_1029_-_03_23_12.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:19am EDT

Perry was on fire from the minute he walked into the studio and the anger never left as he officially said that he wouldn't have anything to do with the upcoming 20th Anniversary Holiday that is coming up on June 26th.

Direct download: Episode_1028_-_03_16_12.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:20am EDT

Making his first appearance on the podcast since the opening of the NEW studio, Neil “With The Deal” Leeds comes on as the guys try to persuade him to advertise on the show and Neil has his first “Pillow Talk with Neil Leeds” segment.

Direct download: Episode_1027_-_03_09_12.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:22pm EDT

Perry’s long time arch-enemy, Rucka Rucka Ali is brought in to the podcast as a surprise by Don trying to get both parties to end their feud. Rucka makes podcast history and does an acoustic version of the rap classic, “Yo! Perry” that has to be heard.

Direct download: Episode_1026_-_03_02_12.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:07am EDT

On a day that the Scaremaster is invited to meet the president … Perry talks about the homosexual community & this podcast he will shed a light once and for all about his true thoughts on the matter, he also shares a story about nearly twenty years ago when he had an homosexual encounter.

Direct download: Episode_1025_-_02_24_12.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:30pm EDT

Tragedy has hit the podcast as the word about the failing health of Perry’s father, Sonny “Cookie” Caramello who’s plug was pulled earlier in the week had the Big 3 talking about their raw feelings.

Direct download: Episode_1024_-_02_17_12.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:06am EDT

Either Perry lied about it or Mole misunderstood him when he asked where the Super Bowl was played because John Quincy Adams finally tracked Mole down in India. The possible fourth member of the Big 3, Dana Hamlet replaces Mole for this podcast and because the show was a little light we get a chance to hear a little from a future "Simply Don - The Podcast Network" show, The Ding-Dong Show Podcast.

Direct download: Episode_1023_-_02_10_12.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:31am EDT

The Super Bowl party turned into a political mess as Javahoe Witness cast member, Perry refuses to stand during the singing of the National Anthem sung by the sensational Dana Hamlet.

Direct download: Episode_1022.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:05am EDT

This weeks episode has Perry showing his versatility of why he is loved unlike any podcast before this one, highlighted by a movie review that makes us glad we dropped his “perry’s Corner” segment and replaced it with his movie review.

Direct download: Episode_1021_-_01_28_12.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:52pm EDT

The Pod-Bosses send a message from upstairs that send a chill into the Big 3 as they talk about getting the reality show together … We also find that Perry loves Don’s lips.

Direct download: Episode_1020_-_01_20_12.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:14pm EDT

The Big 3 comes back to the Simply Don - The Podcasts Network Studios after Perry took some time to goof around getting a neck operation.  The guys get caught up with all the $10 Shout-Outs while Perry steals money from a dead child by eating an entire pie. 

Direct download: Episode_1019_-_01_13_12.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:34pm EDT

Due to his recent neck operation, Perry was having a hard time getting around so we’ve decided to take the week off. So we wanted to put up an explanation online to answer the “Why We’re Not Having a Podcast This Week” and let you know that we’ll be back next week.

Direct download: Episode_1018_-_01_08_12_..._Message_To_Fans.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:59pm EDT

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